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Mum sent me an email today with this in, made me laugh out loud in my office.

A woman almost bit off her husband's willy as he cooked pancakes for tea - while she gave him oral sex.
In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down her back.
She clenched her teeth on his willy and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.
Both only admitted how they received their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital docs in Carioca, Romania. The man needed treatment to his willy while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.


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OMG in hysterics here LOL

OMG in hysterics here LOL

Now I don't feel so bad

Whenever I start to feel sad about the lack of "intimacy" in my life, I will just re-read that news clip, and count my blessings that I am safely home alone.

although quite sometime

Although a little bit "oldie", I can't help but laugh by this two lovers' "tricky" style (lol). I don't know if this was a true story or just for laughs.

This will encourage women a

This will encourage women a lot to practice oral sex to be honest. It's funny what I read up there. Honestly I think it was woman's fault that her husband dropped boiled oil on her hack. He must have bitten his willy or something like that.

Although a little bit

Although a little bit "oldie", I can't help but laugh by this two lovers' "tricky" style (lol). I don't know if this was a true story or just for laughs.

Whenever I start to feel sad

Whenever I start to feel sad about the lack of "intimacy" in my life, I will just re-read that news clip, and count my blessings that I am safely home alone.

It's nothing to laugh about

It's nothing to laugh about this story, they both ended up badly but I can't stop laughing. I can imagine how embarrassed they both were when they went to the hospital. I guess I should stay away from the kitchen when I am in the mood for sex, I wouldn't want to end up like these guys.

Funny,this sotry,This will

Funny,this sotry,This will encourage women a lot to practice oral sex to be honest.

LOl.. I can't help but to

LOl.. I can't help but to imagine the whole incident - that's like doing the same thing while driving. Sounds like a great idea but in the end it isn't :D

Although a little bit

Although a little bit "oldie", I can't help but laugh by this two lovers' "tricky" style.This will encourage women a lot to practice oral sex to be honest. It's funny what I read up there.

Oh my! That was just funny

Oh my! That was just funny hahaha... Must be really humiliating for this couple :)

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